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Mar 11, 2020

The Death Panel are infected with Novel Takes.

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The Contraction Of Wuhan:

First I coofed on Shanghai
Then on the dow jones
I coofed on oil, 10 year bonds
inverted the yield curve!
Re-election pipe dreams
MAGAtards conspiracies
Buy the dips, bro! But not masks!
Go back to the mall

We're on the plane from Wuhan
Aboard the Diamond Princess
We'll hit the states
In a matter of days
We'll be just in time for AIPAC!

The evening stream on Metokur
It's just the flu, right bro?
I don't even think this song's funny
This is my cry for help
Takin' my kids outta school
In case it's in the air
Plagued by endless sleepless nights
I'm drowning in despair

We're on the plane from Wuhan
Aboard the Diamond Princess
We'll hit the states
In a matter of days
We'll be just in time for AIPAC!

We're on the quarantine path
Across the United States
We'll stop at Costco on the way
For some toilet paper and beans

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