The Death Panel open some presents early.
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DINDU CHRISTMAS by SVELVIS
Have a Dindu Christmas
bix nood
It's a Dindu
Christmas
huh ooga booga
Thirteen percent of the population
Over half the murders in
The whole country
It's in Table forty three
The FBI
Crime statistics
Aren't lying
Show the dindus
Committing
rohobberieesss
We'd be doing just fine
If the country was white
But we have dindus
Dindu christmas
Ho ho ho, shuck and jive
Dindu Claus stealin cars
In a dindu, dindu nuffin christmas